He pulled a face, equal parts disgusted and judging, when Jason attempted to defend the honor of Hot Pockets. Magnus had eaten plenty of questionable things over his lifetime, including Hot Pockets, and he knew there were better options lurking in the freezer aisle.

He actually stuck out his tongue at the mention of Slim Jims. "How are you still alive?" Magnus marveled. "You poor boy. Did some priest tell you good food was evil?"