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[youfeelluckypunk]

You've reached Spencer Reid, I can't come to the phone right now but leave a message if you want me to get back to you.

Comments

[notaretriever]

No, Spencer. Han Solo. The REAL Han Solo. He came into the store. I took him to the train station to get his envelope. He shook his finger at me angrily. How do you make those smiley face pictures? I would make a hundred of them if I knew how.

[youfeelluckypunk]

{text 1]

Oh!

[text 2]

OH!!!!!!

[text 3]

Did you behave yourself? Was he nice to you aside from finger shaking? We need new phones so you can get me a picture next time!

[notaretriever]

I was a perfect gentleman. I took him to get his envelope from the train station. He was... well, he was exactly what I expected Han Solo to be. I'm not sure I would use the word nice.

[youfeelluckypunk]

[text 1]

Of course you were. Han Solo should feel honored to have had you as a guide, I have firsthand experience and can provide testimonials.

[text 2]

You're not allowed to end up in love with him, though. Not more than you already are, anyway ;)

[notaretriever]

[text 1]

Hardly. You're the only one I'll ever love. :)

[text 2]

But can we invite him for dinner?

[youfeelluckypunk]

[text 1]

You're making me blush at work.

[text 2]

And of course we can, as long as we're not doing any cooking. It'd be a shame to accidentally give Han Solo food poisoning.

[notaretriever]

[text 1]

I'm sure I could find many other ways to do that. ;)

[text 2]

I would NEVER poison Han Solo.

[text 3]

I think at some point I have to stop calling him by his full name.

[youfeelluckypunk]

[text 1]

Luke Garroway! ... Tell me more.

[text 2]

I wonder how long he'd allow it if I tried calling him by his full name throughout dinner.

[notaretriever]

[text 1]

Well, I've already spent a good portion of the evening imagining what I'll do to you once you get home. Would you like details?

[text 2]

Who are we talking about again? You've thoroughly distracted me. ;)

[youfeelluckypunk]

[text 1]

Teasing me already, you're terrible.

[text 2]

By that I mean, yes, I'd like ALL the details.

[notaretriever]

[text 1]

Well, I expect you'll be hungry, so I was thinking I might order in some sandwiches to have waiting for you...

[text 2]

Is that not what you meant?

[youfeelluckypunk]

I'm putting you on a time-out.

[notaretriever]

Because I've been very bad? :D

[youfeelluckypunk]

Yes, exactly. However will you make it up to me?

[notaretriever]

I think I might start with kisses. Many, many kisses.

[youfeelluckypunk]

I can get on board with that.

[notaretriever]

[text 1]

From there I think I'd like to undress you and continue to kiss all the skin made available to me.

[text 2]

Is this what sexting is?

[youfeelluckypunk]

[text 1]

I think it might be. I'm very much enjoying it.

[text 2]

You'll already be naked when you're undressing me, right? I've become very greedy when it comes to you in the bedroom.

[notaretriever]

Yes. I plan on already being naked when you get home. Waiting for you. Thinking about you. And you know what thinking about you does to me.

[youfeelluckypunk]

About the same thing it does to me. Being at work is very dangerous for me right now.

[notaretriever]

I feel like the most obvious solution would be for you to come home so I can help you with anything that may need taking care of.

[youfeelluckypunk]

You know, I think I might just be feeling a little under the weather today. Best to leave early.

[notaretriever]

[text 1]

I'll be waiting.

[text 2]

Naked.

[text 3]

I need a better phone. I would very much like to send you a picture right now.

[youfeelluckypunk]

We're definitely getting new phones this year. Sometime. Eventually. I'm leaving now.