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[dec 6]

Reid still isn't entirely certain why he's here. Very much like his assignment as part of the security team at Mindy's sexual health seminar, he isn't sure how his role as a consultant to the Darrow PD could possibly have led him to being on his way to the city's Humane Society with Russell.

He'd tried putting up a fight, insisting that there were many others cases that needed his more immediate attention (which isn't untrue) than this, a cat-napping, and the only reason he'd ended up leaving the station is because the Chief had implied he considered himself above the case. That's not what Reid wants to get across, not even in the slightest, and the Chief is well aware of that. It'd been an excellent way to achieve checkmate, Reid has to give him that.

When Russell stops the car, though, Reid can't help but let out a heavy sigh. "I can't believe they're sending us to take care of this," he grumbles, pinching the bridge of his nose before unbuckling his seatbelt. "We're not that understaffed, I'm pretty sure anyone else could have taken care of this without any trouble at all." What actually needs his attention is the vampire case. To Reid's dismay, he hasn't gotten any closer in the past months to solving it, and the time they'd spent being terrorized in Silent Darrow, along with the time off he'd taken, had seen him greeted with three new victims when he'd returned.

The problem isn't going to solve itself, that much is obvious; but at this particular moment, Reid supposes he won't be solving it either. No, right now, he's being forced to deal with something that's apparently far more important: cats.

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Russell nearly lets out another snort of laughter when Denise mentions Reid's wife, because Russell's pretty sure Reid and that big, hairy guy from the bookstore are more than just friendly and he wonders what Denise would think of her own statement if she knew that. Or if she saw the guy. Russell's pretty much as straight as they come, but he thinks all sorts of women would have to swoon over that guy. He looks sort of like a bookwormy lumberjack, but he figures that has to be the kind of look some women might just go nuts for. It's why he's kept Katie far, far away from that store. Not that he doesn't trust her or that he thinks she's going to ditch him after all this for a guy like the one Reid is dating, but Russell's just a skinny cop with a moustache. He knows he's not really as impressive as Reid's friend.

"Hey, those are great names. Don't come callin' me when you can't think of better names that properly convey just how evil and adorable they are all at the same time," Russell answers, holding up his hands like Reid has delivered some great insult. He sort of can't believe this is happening, if he's honest. They'd come here to investigate a goddamn cat-napping, found out it was pretty much nothing, and now Reid is suddenly adopting two naked cats. This sort of crazy shit doesn't happen in real life, but here they are, exactly where Russell figures only crazy people would be.

"Are you seriously gonna adopt them?" he asks, dropping his voice so only Reid can hear him as Denise starts to busy herself with paperwork. She seems beyond excited that Reid is about to take these cats and Russell figures she's probably only partly eavesdropping at this point. Besides, she stole a cat, it's not like anything they'll talk about can be any worse than that. "Did your, uh... your friend? Did he say it's cool?"

He's more or less gotten over his small town bigotries that he's carried through a lot of his life, but sometimes it's still a little weird for Russell. It's not like he and Reid have exchanged a whole bunch of private, personal information, but Russell's not blind. He doesn't want to be a dick and he really doesn't care, but he's also not entirely sure what to say or how to word it or what Reid even wants him to know. Maybe he's not even supposed to know.

With Denise out of earshot, Reid sees no sense in downplaying it.

"You're talking about my boyfriend, I presume?" he asks, keeping his expression neutral, even if he can see Russell seems to be the slightest bit uncomfortable about talking about it. That doesn't necessarily bother him, they don't often go into detail about their personal lives with each other and anyway, it's not a subject especially appropriate while on the job. Still, Russell isn't stupid or unobservant, so Reid doesn't feel it's necessary to treat him as such. He's in love with another man and as far as he and Russell are concerned, that's the long and short of it.

Now that he's officially come out to his partner, though, Reid squirms, fidgeting with his hands as he struggles to find an answer. "He... didn't exactly give his approval, but I did confirm he isn't allergic to cats. That's something, isn't it?" As a matter of fact, it isn't much at all, which they're both clear on, if Russell's expression is anything to go by. Reid's not entirely certain whether he feels better about this conversation or the awkward one about his sexuality. As of right now, they're both about on the same of level of uncomfortable.

But the wheels are already in motion, Denise is already starting the paperwork, he's just a couple steps away from paying, and Reid knows every single one of these things can be stopped, but he can't bring himself to do it. "I just-- Look at them, Clank, I can't leave them here. What if nobody ever adopts them? Or worse, what if someone does, and it's not a good fit?" That's pretty much the major possibility in Reid's case, but he casually ignores that in favor of letting himself believe he'd be a far better pet parent to these two cats than anyone else could be.

"I'm talkin' about that big, hairy guy who would've murdered me about fifty times over if looks could kill," Russell answers, breaking into a grin. He's actually never gotten close enough to Reid's apparent boyfriend to know if he's taller than Russell or not, but he's sure as hell a lot wider, with broad shoulders and an intimidating kind of look that Russell is sure he himself only ever manages to achieve when he's armed. He has to be a nice guy under that, or Russell doubts Reid would be with him, and he owns a bookstore, so it's not like he's just some stupid thug, but he's definitely a little scary. Maybe it's just that he doesn't like Russell for some reason, maybe because he'd sort of ended up chasing an armed criminal into his store that one time.

Maybe Reid doesn't need to know that little detail, mostly because Russell is sure he'd heard some weird shit going on inside the store before the guy had come running out, scared for his damn life. He doesn't know what it means, but he knows better than to dig deeper, especially now that he'd be digging into Reid's personal life.

At Reid's question, though, he gives it some thought. If Katie came home suddenly with two ugly naked cats, he's pretty sure he'd react with some serious skepticism at first. It's not that he doesn't like cats, but he wouldn't know what to do at first, not if Katie just brought them home without talking to him about it first, but if she really wanted them and was really serious about it, he knows he'd never be able to tell her no. They're just cats, after all, and if he's not allergic, then Russell can't see why Reid's boyfriend wouldn't adjust.

"I bet it'll be fine," he says. "I mean, if Katie brought a pet home without talkin' to me, I wouldn't be excited about it, but I'd get used to. Especially if she was real excited. It's not such a big deal. Small price to pay for someone you love or... or just care about, right?" He doesn't know if Reid and his boyfriend are in love and he figures it's kind of presumptuous to assume.

"The 'big, hairy guy,'" Reid repeats with an amused smirk, wondering what Luke would think if he'd heard that description. It's not exactly inaccurate. Though Luke probably stand about an inch or so shorter than Russell, he does have much broader shoulders and isn't exactly someone Reid imagines most people would want to go up against in a physical fight. As for the hair, Reid can't deny its existence, nor would he want to for very particular reasons that he can't delve into with Russell Clank. "Well, I'm hoping you're right and that big, hairy guy is going to love these cats, too."

It's a roundabout way of confirming Russell's last question, but Reid isn't sure how personal he should get. He knows he wouldn't mind hearing about how Russell's engagement to Katie is going or whether they've set a date yet; but as for himself, he's simply used to people not caring. Or assuming that he doesn't have much of a personal life in the first place. In this case, though, there's hardly any reason to go into any deeper details so he supposes he's on the right side of appropriate.

"I might have to tell him about the looks that kill thing, though," Reid warns, a teasing smile playing at the corners of his lips. He suspects that Luke would be quite satisfied with hearing that, actually, if the last opinion he'd had of Russell still stands. There's nobody else in this city Reid is in love with, nobody else he'd rather spend the majority of his free time with, and they both know the feeling is mutual; but every so often, he gets the sense that Luke might be fighting a spark of jealousy here and there, which Reid isn't quite sure what to do with because he's never experienced that before.

In a way, it's strangely nice to know he can incite that can of passion in someone he loves so much. Besides, he can't say he doesn't occasionally feel that way himself when he catches someone admiring Luke as they pass by on the sidewalk. Hairy as his boyfriend may be, Luke is still easily the most attractive man Reid has ever seen, and he knows that can't possibly go unnoticed by everyone else, as much as he'd privately prefer that.

"I've got the papers ready!" Denise exclaims, waving a folder in her hand as she rushes over to Reid with what sees to be a bit of a skip in her step. "All you need to do is sign where I've indicated, and you'll be the proud caretaker of these two. Oh, and we're running a holiday special right now so our fee is only $12 an animal." She pauses, glancing at Russell with sudden interest. "You're sure you don't want to follow your partner's lead and take one home, too?"

"You kiddin'? My wife would kick my ass," he answers, even though she wouldn't and even though he and Katie technically aren't married yet. They've picked a date, though, and they're planning and each week that creeps by is a week closer to their wedding, so Russell figures they're close enough that he can refer to her as such to strangers. Besides, he likes how that sounds. Most of the time he's pretty sure the people he knew in Ogden Marsh would think he'd been abducted and replaced by an alien, not because he's been much of a womanizer back home, but simply because he mostly hadn't bothered. He'd dated now and then, had a few one night stands, but nothing important. Nothing that mattered. Not until Katie.

For awhile in Darrow, he'd kept on the same track. There had been Helen -- and why she was ever at all interested in him, he's still got no idea -- and Molly for a brief period, but as much as he loves them both now in their own ways, he's still never experienced what he has with Katie with anyone else. He wonders if that's how Reid feels about Luke, if that's what they've got going between them, and then he finds himself hoping it is. It's a good feeling, maybe the best he's ever known, and he thinks everyone deserves a shot at that.

"Besides, when the time comes to get our son a pet, I'm thinkin' more along the lines of a dog," he admits, leaning against the counter as he watches Reid with something bordering on amusement. He's really about to take these two ugly as hell cats home with him, all without really asking his boyfriend, and he figures he's got to have a lot of trust in this Luke guy to feel comfortable with doing this.

"Oh, we have plenty of dogs right now, too!" Denise adds, clearly excited by the prospect of getting him to adopt one and Russell shakes his head quickly, holding up his hands.

"Nope. That's gonna be a family venture," he says. "I don't wanna be the one pickin' out my son's dog." Of course he'll guide Jamie, give him a hand, especially while he's still so small, but as of right now, he can't imagine choosing a pet for the whole family all on his own.

"Well, alright," Denise says as she prepares Reid's paperwork. "But when you decide it's time, you make sure to come back to me."

It doesn't take more than a few signatures and a payment before Denise is handing him a bag full of supplies. Reid hears everything she says to him, all the explanations on what the items in the bag are for, how much he should be feeding the cats to keep them on a consistent diet, the sorts of things he should react better to than just nodding; but now that she's gathering the cats into a carrier crate, it's hitting him what he's just done.

"This is happening?" he asks aloud, and it's more of a rhetorical question than anything else, but he still looks to Russell as if something might change.

Nothing changes, in fact, and then Denise is tucking the carrier crate handle into his hand because apparently, he's far too dazed to do it himself. He feels like he's having something close to an out-of-body experience right now, that's the only way he can really explain it, and he thinks Denise and Russell are both asking if he's okay so he just nods again. There's no going back now, at least not if he doesn't want to be cruel, but what this means now is that he's going to have to go home with two newly adopted cats to share with his boyfriend. If he was asked to guess how Luke would react, Reid would have to say he has no idea.

Somewhere between impressively well and decidedly not, he figures, which is a fairly broad range but at the very least, it leaves no room for immediate anger or pleased acceptance. It could be worse, he supposes, he could have opted for a dog instead, and that wouldn't have been a good choice at all, considering where they live. It's larger than the apartment he'd had at Dimera but even so, there's no yard and the most open space would be either on the bookstore level or down in the basement. Neither seem particularly ideal for an energetic dog. For a couple cats, however, it does sound workable.

After thanking Denise, who shoos them off after Reid tells her he'll have to come back to check on the Admiral Snuggles situation in a couple weeks or so, he and Russell head back to the cruiser. They walk in silence for a moment, if only because Reid is so lost in thought, but he turns to address his partner when they reach the car.

"The next time we have to investigate something at the Humane Society, don't let me do this," Reid says, and he's mostly being facetious but at least a small part of him is serious. "I think I'll be able to get away with two cats but anything else, and I'll end up a single pet parent."

"Hey, man, don't put that responsibility on me," Russell says, laughing and holding his hands up before he unlocks the cruiser, then goes around to the back so he can open the door to let Reid put the cat carrier inside. He does feel a little bit responsible for this, like maybe he should have tried harder to talk Reid out of it, but it had happened to suddenly and he isn't even sure if he had time to convince his partner it's a bad idea. It might not even be a bad idea when they get down to it. Maybe his burly boyfriend won't care one way or the other or maybe he's just a big goddamn softy and won't say a word even if he hates cats. Whatever the case, Russell doubts this sort of thing is going to end their relationship and he's grateful for that, because he'd feel a little bit like it was his fault if it did.

"C'mon, man, get in. I'll drive you home and get outta there like a bat out of hell before your bookstore guy can decide I'm the one who talked you into getting these," he says, nodding toward the front seat before he slides behind the wheel and turns on the car. He misses having a regular partner, but the new guy, someone named Will, he's supposed to start soon and Russell is looking forward to having someone else to sit in the cruiser with him. It's always better having someone else on board for patrol.

In the back seat, the cats are surprisingly quiet as Russell heads back toward the park. It's not that far a drive and he hopes Reid isn't nervous, because there sure as hell isn't much time for him to collect himself before Russell is pulling alongside Petros Park. The bookstore is only a block or two away and he glances over, his mouth twitching up into a grin. "You ready for this?"

Reid doesn't try to convince Russell that he should stick around after driving him back, it's fairly evident every time his partner's name comes up between them that Luke isn't exactly his biggest fan. For the most part, Reid doesn't try to question it, everyone is entitled to their own opinion; but he also thinks a large part of why Luke may not like Russell is due to the number of times he's been called in to work during an evening meant to spend together. More often than not, it's been Russell on the other end of that call, which is by no means his fault but it's admittedly a less than ideal association.

Still, the animosity can't possibly be that severe, and as he settles the carrier down in the backseat along with the new supplies he's been given, Reid tilts his head with a sudden thought. "I'm not sure I can ever be properly ready for bringing home two cats to my unsuspecting boyfriend," Reid says with a little smirk as he climbs into the cruiser, "but I guess I don't have much of a choice, either. Keep your phone close in case I have to call you for a ride back to the shelter."

He doesn't think it'll come to that, which is evident enough in his tone, but there is the slightest bit of lingering fear that it may be a possibility.

"You know what I was thinking just now, though? I should probably honor you for playing such a big part of this whole situation." Glancing over his shoulder at the cat carrier then back at Russell, he grins. "I don't hate the name Mister Purrkins, but Catrick Swayze has to go. My gut is telling me I should go with Russell."

Russell is about fifteen hundred percent certain Reid's boyfriend is going to hate that, but he figures that's for him and Reid to work out between the two of them. As it is, all he can do is laugh, his eyebrows drawn together in an expression that's somehow both confused and amused. The idea of one of those ugly ass cats being named after him instead of being named something appropriate like Malevolent Ruler of the Undead is just about the funniest thing Russell has ever heard.

"I mean, Russell's a good name," he agrees, still grinning. "I like to think I'm a little less evil lookin' than those guys back there, but maybe I'm just completely delusional." At least he has hair and his forehead isn't all wrinkled like theirs. They have so much extra skin Russell is pretty sure they could fit a whole additional cat inside there. Which brings up an entirely new kind of disgusting image that he has to shake away.

"C'mon, man, it'll be fine," he says, even though he doesn't know that for sure. It's just that he's gotten to know Reid and while the guy is scary smart and knows way too much about way too much, he's also just about one of the nicest people Russell has ever met. Not everyone has that sort of kindness in them and if he loves the bookstore guy, Russell has to figure he's not all bad or scary, and he's probably not going to go postal at the sight of two unannounced cats. Especially not ones that are so ugly they're cute. "I mean, if you need to, you can call, but I'm sure it's not gonna be a big deal. They're just cats, right?"

"Delusional is a word for it," Reid says, keeping his tone serious, though he flashes a teasing smile Russell's way. Their working relationship isn't exactly what Reid would call playful but of all the people at the station, he feels most at ease with Russell. That's mostly to do with the fact that they've worked most closely together most consistently but even so, Reid has an appreciation for the way Russell approaches his work. It's so unlike how he would do things himself but in spite of that, Russell had stepped in to fill the gaps with Denise back at the shelter without any prompting at all. Not everyone can act that quickly, even for a case so simple.

Besides, Russell is also right about how things are going to turn out with Luke. Even though Reid is nervous, simply because he knows he's the one in the wrong, he knows his boyfriend will ultimately be accepting of the situation. It's really just a matter of how long that'll take, though he's hoping Luke will find the cats cute enough to resolve that fairly quickly. Either way, he doesn't really think Luke will kick him out of the apartment or anything remotely as extreme over this; it's just that Reid may have some serious groveling to do for an indeterminate amount of time.

"They're just cats," Reid repeats, nodding firmly. "No, you're right, he's not unreasonable like I'm probably making him sound. It's just that it's really only now hitting me hard that I'm not exactly making it fair for him. How could he possibly reject the idea of putting Russell and Mister Purrkins in little sweaters? He won't be able to, I know it. I know him." He bites down on his lip, glancing at Russell. "We've never had a fight before, maybe that's why I'm a little nervous, too. The idea that I could be responsible for making him angry for any reason just makes me uncomfortable."

"Hey, everyone is gonna fight eventually," Russell says, waving his hand, though he looks a lot more casual about it than he feels. He and Katie don't really fight, they never have, not since that awful day when the virus had come to Darrow. It's not something Russell wants to think about, he hates so much how he had behaved and, even worse, that maybe he'd been responsible for bringing the virus to Darrow in the first place. He'd hurt people he loves, hurt them badly, and he'll do anything in the world to make sure that never happens again, and if part of that is never fighting with Katie, he's more than happy to do that. She's far from unreasonable, the sweetest person he's ever known, and he's going to make sure she knows how much he loves her for the rest of his life. If a little part of him is always making up for the awful things he'd done while sick, he's more than happy to take that.

"Think of it this way, if you're gonna fight for the first time, it's probably better that it's about a couple of cats instead of somethin' real serious, right?" he asks, although he doesn't actually know if that makes any sense. It seems to, because cats really aren't a big deal when it comes down to the end. It's not like Reid's got a secret girlfriend -- or boyfriend, or whatever -- and it's not like he's adopted a child or something without telling the guy he's living with. Cats are nothing. Hardly worth fighting about at all, but if they do, Russell figures there really are worse things. Bigger secrets, bigger problems.

"C'mon, grab your cats and face the music," he says with a grin. "It's gonna be okay. I'm sure of it. If he hasn't killed me already from all the times I interrupt your nights together for work stuff, he's not gonna be mad about the cats." And even if he is, Russell figures they'll work it out.

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