SSA Dr. Spencer Reid (
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[dec 6]
Reid still isn't entirely certain why he's here. Very much like his assignment as part of the security team at Mindy's sexual health seminar, he isn't sure how his role as a consultant to the Darrow PD could possibly have led him to being on his way to the city's Humane Society with Russell.
He'd tried putting up a fight, insisting that there were many others cases that needed his more immediate attention (which isn't untrue) than this, a cat-napping, and the only reason he'd ended up leaving the station is because the Chief had implied he considered himself above the case. That's not what Reid wants to get across, not even in the slightest, and the Chief is well aware of that. It'd been an excellent way to achieve checkmate, Reid has to give him that.
When Russell stops the car, though, Reid can't help but let out a heavy sigh. "I can't believe they're sending us to take care of this," he grumbles, pinching the bridge of his nose before unbuckling his seatbelt. "We're not that understaffed, I'm pretty sure anyone else could have taken care of this without any trouble at all." What actually needs his attention is the vampire case. To Reid's dismay, he hasn't gotten any closer in the past months to solving it, and the time they'd spent being terrorized in Silent Darrow, along with the time off he'd taken, had seen him greeted with three new victims when he'd returned.
The problem isn't going to solve itself, that much is obvious; but at this particular moment, Reid supposes he won't be solving it either. No, right now, he's being forced to deal with something that's apparently far more important: cats.
He'd tried putting up a fight, insisting that there were many others cases that needed his more immediate attention (which isn't untrue) than this, a cat-napping, and the only reason he'd ended up leaving the station is because the Chief had implied he considered himself above the case. That's not what Reid wants to get across, not even in the slightest, and the Chief is well aware of that. It'd been an excellent way to achieve checkmate, Reid has to give him that.
When Russell stops the car, though, Reid can't help but let out a heavy sigh. "I can't believe they're sending us to take care of this," he grumbles, pinching the bridge of his nose before unbuckling his seatbelt. "We're not that understaffed, I'm pretty sure anyone else could have taken care of this without any trouble at all." What actually needs his attention is the vampire case. To Reid's dismay, he hasn't gotten any closer in the past months to solving it, and the time they'd spent being terrorized in Silent Darrow, along with the time off he'd taken, had seen him greeted with three new victims when he'd returned.
The problem isn't going to solve itself, that much is obvious; but at this particular moment, Reid supposes he won't be solving it either. No, right now, he's being forced to deal with something that's apparently far more important: cats.
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In fact, he'd been just about ready to laugh at the stupid names of those ugly wrinkly cats that Reid seems like he's drawn to when the whole thing had come out in the open and for a second he just sort of stands there, gaping like an idiot. He probably looks as stupid as he feels and he shakes his head and clears his throat at the same time, trying to recover at least a little bit of his dignity.
"I dunno if we put people in prison for taking cats home," he says. "Especially not when you know they're gonna fill out the proper paperwork and pay the right fees for the whole adoption process just as soon as we leave, right?"
Denise nods quickly, her eyes still wide. "Yes," she says. "Yes, absolutely. Of course. I'll even tell my coworkers what happened and that it was a huge misunderstanding and I'll take complete responsibility."
Given that Russell wasn't sure what they would have done even if there had been a genuine cat-napping, he thinks that sounds pretty fair and he's nodding solemnly, as if that's the best thing she can really offer to do, as if her having to admit to her coworkers that she'd accidentally stolen a cat was the worst, most terrible punishment possible for her crime. Which he's pretty sure isn't actually a crime at all.
"I think that sounds fair," he says, his voice as solemn as his nods. "Does that sound fair to you, Agent Reid?"
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They're awfully cute, he has to admit, though he thinks he'd probably be tempted to change their names if he were to ever adopt them, which is a thought that opens a whole new set of doors in his mind. Mister Purrkins isn't such a bad name, he supposes, but Catrick Swayze would definitely have to be called something else. His thoughts wonder then to what Luke's policy on having pets might be, especially considering he's a werewolf. It's never come up and so they haven't talked about it, mostly because neither of them have ever been especially keen on bringing on an animal home, but Reid reasons that it wouldn't be so bad.
A cat isn't as difficult to care for as a dog because they tend to be more self-sustaining and of course, if he were to take Mister Purrkins, he'd have to take Catrick Swayze. Separating them would just be cruel and--
"Agent Reid?"
"Hmm?" Reid's eyes widen when he realizes Russell and Diane are both staring at him, though there's a little more of a devilish glint in Clank's eyes. His cheeks redden as he pulls his hand back as if he's been burned, shoving it in his pocket before clearing his throat. "Er, yes, everything Officer Clank has said is very true, and I'd have to agree, it all sounds very fair."
Diane looks a little less like she might fall apart under pressure now, looking him over with a thoughtful expression. "Agent Reid, are you... looking to adopt a cat, by any chance?"
"What? No. Me? No, definitely not, I couldn't, I-- I mean, I've never really thought about it before, I haven't even read much on what goes into taking care of an animal in a household so I'm probably not qualified. What, uh, what would be the qualifications, though, if one were interested?"
He refuses once again to look at Russell, already certain of what he'll see if he does, and Reid knows he likely won't hear the end of this when they get back in the cruiser. And probably not for a good while after that.
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"They're sphynx cats," Denise explains off Russell's comment. "And if you're really interested in them, Agent Reid, this breed of cat is actually quite fascinating and there are a good deal of special requirements for them. Unless you already have another pet at home, we'd have to insist on adopting them out together. Sphynx cats are extremely social creatures and have actually been known to die of loneliness. They need interaction other pets provide in order to be happy and they're a great deal more work than a regular cat. You have to keep them warm, because, as Officer Clank as stated, they're hairless and they can get quite cold. They also need to be bathed, since they don't have any hair to balance the oils from their skin."
She pauses, smiling, almost as if she's waiting for Reid to immediately say no, that's too much, he can't possibly imagine taking two cats at once, especially not two that require sweaters and baths. But when he doesn't, she keeps going.
"But the rewards are great," she continues enthusiastically. "They're one of the sweetest breeds of cat imaginable. They're smart and loyal and very sweet. Some people have claimed to be able to train them like dogs and they've been known to greet their owners at the door after they come home from a long day at work. They're really just the sweetest cats, Agent Reid, if you're interested in a cat that's going to be more of a companion that simply a presence in your home, they'd really be your best bet."
"Do it," Russell encourages. "Adopt the naked cats. They have forehead wrinkles, man. They look like little villains from a comic book. You could name 'em Doctor Evil and Sprinkles the Heinous or somethin' like that."
He sees the look Denis gives him when he suggests Reid rename the cats and he chooses to ignore it. This is coming from the woman who stole a cat, after all, he doesn't think he needs to dignify her look with a response.
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The list of requirements isn't entirely unreasonable, which helps. The cats will have each other and maybe, if Luke permits it, they can wander around the store during open hours while Reid is at work. They could wear little cat sweaters to keep them warm and finding time to bathe them won't be a problem. The only issue he can foresee is the cause of Luke's monthly visit to the basement, and he's not sure whether the fact his boyfriend is a werewolf will actually effect the cats in any way, but he thinks he's willing to find out.
He'll text Luke. Yes, that's a good idea. "Just a minute," he says, holding up a finger as he steps away to tug his phone from his pocket.
In retrospect, he'll see that he hadn't done much digging--
("Are you allergic to cats?" "No...?" "Just checking.")
--but in that moment, it's good enough for Reid. So he turns back with a bit of a spring in his step, trying not to smile too widely, but Denise catches his enthusiasm quickly enough. She's likely seen reactions like this before, after all, she's probably seen it a thousand times in people who come across a particular animal and get inexplicably attached. She'd done it herself, that's why he and Russell are here in the first place, but it's evident that she has a passion for making sure she finds each of these cats a good home.
"Sorry, just had to consult with someone," he explains, returning his phone to his pocket.
"I understand," Denise says, "can't bring home two new cats without your wife's permission!"
Reid blinks at her, very nearly rejecting what she's said out loud, but it's of no consequence here. Sharing any portion of his personal life with a friend is one thing, sharing it in front of their cat-napper and Russell is another entirely. "I'm actually not married but in any case, I'd be happy to take them." He pauses, giving Russell a pointed look. "Without naming either of them Doctor Evil or Sprinkles the Heinous, thank you."
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"Hey, those are great names. Don't come callin' me when you can't think of better names that properly convey just how evil and adorable they are all at the same time," Russell answers, holding up his hands like Reid has delivered some great insult. He sort of can't believe this is happening, if he's honest. They'd come here to investigate a goddamn cat-napping, found out it was pretty much nothing, and now Reid is suddenly adopting two naked cats. This sort of crazy shit doesn't happen in real life, but here they are, exactly where Russell figures only crazy people would be.
"Are you seriously gonna adopt them?" he asks, dropping his voice so only Reid can hear him as Denise starts to busy herself with paperwork. She seems beyond excited that Reid is about to take these cats and Russell figures she's probably only partly eavesdropping at this point. Besides, she stole a cat, it's not like anything they'll talk about can be any worse than that. "Did your, uh... your friend? Did he say it's cool?"
He's more or less gotten over his small town bigotries that he's carried through a lot of his life, but sometimes it's still a little weird for Russell. It's not like he and Reid have exchanged a whole bunch of private, personal information, but Russell's not blind. He doesn't want to be a dick and he really doesn't care, but he's also not entirely sure what to say or how to word it or what Reid even wants him to know. Maybe he's not even supposed to know.
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"You're talking about my boyfriend, I presume?" he asks, keeping his expression neutral, even if he can see Russell seems to be the slightest bit uncomfortable about talking about it. That doesn't necessarily bother him, they don't often go into detail about their personal lives with each other and anyway, it's not a subject especially appropriate while on the job. Still, Russell isn't stupid or unobservant, so Reid doesn't feel it's necessary to treat him as such. He's in love with another man and as far as he and Russell are concerned, that's the long and short of it.
Now that he's officially come out to his partner, though, Reid squirms, fidgeting with his hands as he struggles to find an answer. "He... didn't exactly give his approval, but I did confirm he isn't allergic to cats. That's something, isn't it?" As a matter of fact, it isn't much at all, which they're both clear on, if Russell's expression is anything to go by. Reid's not entirely certain whether he feels better about this conversation or the awkward one about his sexuality. As of right now, they're both about on the same of level of uncomfortable.
But the wheels are already in motion, Denise is already starting the paperwork, he's just a couple steps away from paying, and Reid knows every single one of these things can be stopped, but he can't bring himself to do it. "I just-- Look at them, Clank, I can't leave them here. What if nobody ever adopts them? Or worse, what if someone does, and it's not a good fit?" That's pretty much the major possibility in Reid's case, but he casually ignores that in favor of letting himself believe he'd be a far better pet parent to these two cats than anyone else could be.
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Maybe Reid doesn't need to know that little detail, mostly because Russell is sure he'd heard some weird shit going on inside the store before the guy had come running out, scared for his damn life. He doesn't know what it means, but he knows better than to dig deeper, especially now that he'd be digging into Reid's personal life.
At Reid's question, though, he gives it some thought. If Katie came home suddenly with two ugly naked cats, he's pretty sure he'd react with some serious skepticism at first. It's not that he doesn't like cats, but he wouldn't know what to do at first, not if Katie just brought them home without talking to him about it first, but if she really wanted them and was really serious about it, he knows he'd never be able to tell her no. They're just cats, after all, and if he's not allergic, then Russell can't see why Reid's boyfriend wouldn't adjust.
"I bet it'll be fine," he says. "I mean, if Katie brought a pet home without talkin' to me, I wouldn't be excited about it, but I'd get used to. Especially if she was real excited. It's not such a big deal. Small price to pay for someone you love or... or just care about, right?" He doesn't know if Reid and his boyfriend are in love and he figures it's kind of presumptuous to assume.
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It's a roundabout way of confirming Russell's last question, but Reid isn't sure how personal he should get. He knows he wouldn't mind hearing about how Russell's engagement to Katie is going or whether they've set a date yet; but as for himself, he's simply used to people not caring. Or assuming that he doesn't have much of a personal life in the first place. In this case, though, there's hardly any reason to go into any deeper details so he supposes he's on the right side of appropriate.
"I might have to tell him about the looks that kill thing, though," Reid warns, a teasing smile playing at the corners of his lips. He suspects that Luke would be quite satisfied with hearing that, actually, if the last opinion he'd had of Russell still stands. There's nobody else in this city Reid is in love with, nobody else he'd rather spend the majority of his free time with, and they both know the feeling is mutual; but every so often, he gets the sense that Luke might be fighting a spark of jealousy here and there, which Reid isn't quite sure what to do with because he's never experienced that before.
In a way, it's strangely nice to know he can incite that can of passion in someone he loves so much. Besides, he can't say he doesn't occasionally feel that way himself when he catches someone admiring Luke as they pass by on the sidewalk. Hairy as his boyfriend may be, Luke is still easily the most attractive man Reid has ever seen, and he knows that can't possibly go unnoticed by everyone else, as much as he'd privately prefer that.
"I've got the papers ready!" Denise exclaims, waving a folder in her hand as she rushes over to Reid with what sees to be a bit of a skip in her step. "All you need to do is sign where I've indicated, and you'll be the proud caretaker of these two. Oh, and we're running a holiday special right now so our fee is only $12 an animal." She pauses, glancing at Russell with sudden interest. "You're sure you don't want to follow your partner's lead and take one home, too?"
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For awhile in Darrow, he'd kept on the same track. There had been Helen -- and why she was ever at all interested in him, he's still got no idea -- and Molly for a brief period, but as much as he loves them both now in their own ways, he's still never experienced what he has with Katie with anyone else. He wonders if that's how Reid feels about Luke, if that's what they've got going between them, and then he finds himself hoping it is. It's a good feeling, maybe the best he's ever known, and he thinks everyone deserves a shot at that.
"Besides, when the time comes to get our son a pet, I'm thinkin' more along the lines of a dog," he admits, leaning against the counter as he watches Reid with something bordering on amusement. He's really about to take these two ugly as hell cats home with him, all without really asking his boyfriend, and he figures he's got to have a lot of trust in this Luke guy to feel comfortable with doing this.
"Oh, we have plenty of dogs right now, too!" Denise adds, clearly excited by the prospect of getting him to adopt one and Russell shakes his head quickly, holding up his hands.
"Nope. That's gonna be a family venture," he says. "I don't wanna be the one pickin' out my son's dog." Of course he'll guide Jamie, give him a hand, especially while he's still so small, but as of right now, he can't imagine choosing a pet for the whole family all on his own.
"Well, alright," Denise says as she prepares Reid's paperwork. "But when you decide it's time, you make sure to come back to me."
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"This is happening?" he asks aloud, and it's more of a rhetorical question than anything else, but he still looks to Russell as if something might change.
Nothing changes, in fact, and then Denise is tucking the carrier crate handle into his hand because apparently, he's far too dazed to do it himself. He feels like he's having something close to an out-of-body experience right now, that's the only way he can really explain it, and he thinks Denise and Russell are both asking if he's okay so he just nods again. There's no going back now, at least not if he doesn't want to be cruel, but what this means now is that he's going to have to go home with two newly adopted cats to share with his boyfriend. If he was asked to guess how Luke would react, Reid would have to say he has no idea.
Somewhere between impressively well and decidedly not, he figures, which is a fairly broad range but at the very least, it leaves no room for immediate anger or pleased acceptance. It could be worse, he supposes, he could have opted for a dog instead, and that wouldn't have been a good choice at all, considering where they live. It's larger than the apartment he'd had at Dimera but even so, there's no yard and the most open space would be either on the bookstore level or down in the basement. Neither seem particularly ideal for an energetic dog. For a couple cats, however, it does sound workable.
After thanking Denise, who shoos them off after Reid tells her he'll have to come back to check on the Admiral Snuggles situation in a couple weeks or so, he and Russell head back to the cruiser. They walk in silence for a moment, if only because Reid is so lost in thought, but he turns to address his partner when they reach the car.
"The next time we have to investigate something at the Humane Society, don't let me do this," Reid says, and he's mostly being facetious but at least a small part of him is serious. "I think I'll be able to get away with two cats but anything else, and I'll end up a single pet parent."
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"C'mon, man, get in. I'll drive you home and get outta there like a bat out of hell before your bookstore guy can decide I'm the one who talked you into getting these," he says, nodding toward the front seat before he slides behind the wheel and turns on the car. He misses having a regular partner, but the new guy, someone named Will, he's supposed to start soon and Russell is looking forward to having someone else to sit in the cruiser with him. It's always better having someone else on board for patrol.
In the back seat, the cats are surprisingly quiet as Russell heads back toward the park. It's not that far a drive and he hopes Reid isn't nervous, because there sure as hell isn't much time for him to collect himself before Russell is pulling alongside Petros Park. The bookstore is only a block or two away and he glances over, his mouth twitching up into a grin. "You ready for this?"
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Still, the animosity can't possibly be that severe, and as he settles the carrier down in the backseat along with the new supplies he's been given, Reid tilts his head with a sudden thought. "I'm not sure I can ever be properly ready for bringing home two cats to my unsuspecting boyfriend," Reid says with a little smirk as he climbs into the cruiser, "but I guess I don't have much of a choice, either. Keep your phone close in case I have to call you for a ride back to the shelter."
He doesn't think it'll come to that, which is evident enough in his tone, but there is the slightest bit of lingering fear that it may be a possibility.
"You know what I was thinking just now, though? I should probably honor you for playing such a big part of this whole situation." Glancing over his shoulder at the cat carrier then back at Russell, he grins. "I don't hate the name Mister Purrkins, but Catrick Swayze has to go. My gut is telling me I should go with Russell."
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"I mean, Russell's a good name," he agrees, still grinning. "I like to think I'm a little less evil lookin' than those guys back there, but maybe I'm just completely delusional." At least he has hair and his forehead isn't all wrinkled like theirs. They have so much extra skin Russell is pretty sure they could fit a whole additional cat inside there. Which brings up an entirely new kind of disgusting image that he has to shake away.
"C'mon, man, it'll be fine," he says, even though he doesn't know that for sure. It's just that he's gotten to know Reid and while the guy is scary smart and knows way too much about way too much, he's also just about one of the nicest people Russell has ever met. Not everyone has that sort of kindness in them and if he loves the bookstore guy, Russell has to figure he's not all bad or scary, and he's probably not going to go postal at the sight of two unannounced cats. Especially not ones that are so ugly they're cute. "I mean, if you need to, you can call, but I'm sure it's not gonna be a big deal. They're just cats, right?"
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Besides, Russell is also right about how things are going to turn out with Luke. Even though Reid is nervous, simply because he knows he's the one in the wrong, he knows his boyfriend will ultimately be accepting of the situation. It's really just a matter of how long that'll take, though he's hoping Luke will find the cats cute enough to resolve that fairly quickly. Either way, he doesn't really think Luke will kick him out of the apartment or anything remotely as extreme over this; it's just that Reid may have some serious groveling to do for an indeterminate amount of time.
"They're just cats," Reid repeats, nodding firmly. "No, you're right, he's not unreasonable like I'm probably making him sound. It's just that it's really only now hitting me hard that I'm not exactly making it fair for him. How could he possibly reject the idea of putting Russell and Mister Purrkins in little sweaters? He won't be able to, I know it. I know him." He bites down on his lip, glancing at Russell. "We've never had a fight before, maybe that's why I'm a little nervous, too. The idea that I could be responsible for making him angry for any reason just makes me uncomfortable."
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"Think of it this way, if you're gonna fight for the first time, it's probably better that it's about a couple of cats instead of somethin' real serious, right?" he asks, although he doesn't actually know if that makes any sense. It seems to, because cats really aren't a big deal when it comes down to the end. It's not like Reid's got a secret girlfriend -- or boyfriend, or whatever -- and it's not like he's adopted a child or something without telling the guy he's living with. Cats are nothing. Hardly worth fighting about at all, but if they do, Russell figures there really are worse things. Bigger secrets, bigger problems.
"C'mon, grab your cats and face the music," he says with a grin. "It's gonna be okay. I'm sure of it. If he hasn't killed me already from all the times I interrupt your nights together for work stuff, he's not gonna be mad about the cats." And even if he is, Russell figures they'll work it out.